The graffiti reads: “I could only afford to buy a spray can and write: Happy birthday, son. I love you.”
These are just the right mix of douchy and nerdy I was looking for.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
“I used to be a big planner and had to have things figured out ahead of time, but I’m learning to love living in the moment.”